Gentle Reader, if you’re here on Christmas day, either you don’t celebrate the holiday, which is perfectly wonderful and fine unless you are expecting content from me, or you do celebrate it, and you’re locked in the bathroom desperate for escape from a family function or watching the family fireworks fly higher with each new glass of wine. No matter why you’re here, I’m afraid that I celebrate Christmas, and therefore, I don’t have anything for you today. I’m sorry. Go drink some
No matter if or what you celebrate, we can all sit back and enjoy watching a good seasonal family fight. Thank you for reading! A real post will go up on Friday, kids. Here’s a picture of my Ex-Husband in a santa hat.