It’s a tradition here, Gentle Reader, that I make heartfelt Valentines for you to share with your loved one. Unfortunately, my love-life and my sense of humor tend to render them suitable only for select audiences. Be warned, Gentle Reader, that some of these Valentines might not be quite the thing.
Bearing that in mind, Gentle Reader, I love you! I’m so glad that you’re mine, this St. Valentine’s Day!