Gentle Reader, I’m sorry. That hiatus went on far longer than I intended it to. I won’t waste your time with fatuous excuses; let’s get to the meat of the matter. Whimsical Adventures of the Reverend Doctor is back in business, and the skillet is hot, kittens.
There’s going to be a lot of fantastic stuff rolling out over the next few weeks. You may have noticed the new images and background – ordinarily, that would have happened during the Blogiversary Extravaganza, but I missed it. Whatevs. Probably Yolo. But what should you expect from this resurrection? Don’t worry; I’m going to tell you in depth, honey.
There’s a new etiquette and advice column. I’m bringing back Beauty Secrets of the Reverend Doctor. The List abides. Tales From The Butch Side are in full swing, and Family Stories That Are Completely True are getting ramped to eleven – I’m scraping the skeletons as we speak. Furthermore, the ridiculous bull that I get up to on a regular basis is being tweaked to twee perfection.
Why should you care about any of this? You shouldn’t. This is a blog.
However, as a life-raft in a sea of troubles, it might serve to inspire a small bubble of hilarity deep in your gullet, causing you to burst into hysterics for the sheer joy of life. It might provide a fleeting moment of inspiration, or it might let you know that you’re not alone in the long dark night.
As per the long-standing traditions of this humble enterprise: this isn’t a real post. The hardest part of any enterprise is the first step, and that is what this is; releasing this house-keeping advertisement into the wild will lead to actually writing properly here again.
This isn’t an adventure, my loves: this is an invitation to adventure. And I hope that you’re still willing to join me.